...you can, for the bargain price of just $60, buy a bottle of UNC smell-good.
(With apologies to "Anchorman")
For those times when you need to really impress that special Carolina lady, it's time to whip out Sex Sheep. Sex Sheep, from Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries.
It's made with real bits of sheep, so you know it's good.
And, you guessed it: 60% of the time, it works every time.
H/T to Section Six for the find