I like those odds. Does he just hurl them from his car as he drives by?
House 1: *breaks window* House 2: *nails small dog, killing it* House 3: *knocks kindergartner off his bike* House 4: *finally lands shirt in general vicinity of door step; forms gun with right thumb and index finger, theatrically blows on the imaginary smoking barrel, holsters it*
Where do I order? I'll take ten.
ReplyDeleteHarrison hand delivers them, so if you order ten, expect to get four. The others will wind up in your neighbors' mailboxes.
ReplyDeleteI like those odds. Does he just hurl them from his car as he drives by?
ReplyDeleteHouse 1: *breaks window*
House 2: *nails small dog, killing it*
House 3: *knocks kindergartner off his bike*
House 4: *finally lands shirt in general vicinity of door step; forms gun with right thumb and index finger, theatrically blows on the imaginary smoking barrel, holsters it*
Think the arcade game "Paperboy," but being played by someone playing it for the first time.
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